Shakira vs Phoebe Cates

[GOAT86]

Shakira vs Phoebe Cates. Who'd you pick fo life, bruvas??





VS





Sorry to say, but if you look twice then Shakira is fugly as Frankenstein's creature, if it weren't for personality,LÖL.

[El Fenomeno]

Could the pics you posted be any more biased? Haha

[El Fenomeno]

Also, wouldn't Cates be into her 50's by now?

[GOAT86]

Could the pics you posted be any more biased? Haha

Biased? Nothing biased there bro. Should I rather post some photoshopped pics that display fake beauty??

[Willy Wanker]

i'd **** anything with a hole in it.

i even make my own donuts if you know what i mean.

[GOAT86]

i'd **** anything with a hole in it.

Giving sweet love to imperfect creatures is a good christian thingy, brah.

[El Fenomeno]

Biased? Nothing biased there bro. Should I rather post some photoshopped pics that display fake beauty??

You could post a pic of her wearing make-up for a start...

[Willy Wanker]

Giving sweet love to imperfect creatures is a good christian thingy, brah.

creatures? you got that right.

in the 1600s, puritans couldn't have sex till marriage, so they would screw goats and sheep and still be considered virgins as long as the animals were male.

[GOAT86]

You could post a pic of her wearing make-up for a start...

No, I can't. I hate make-up. I want teh pure thing. No prob if you like females wearing masks.

[squealpiggy]

I like Phoebe Cates as much as the next guy but if TS insists then I'll take Shakira of his hands as a compromise.

Crazy motherfucker.