An obese stripper is in love with me

[Amazinger]

She smells like butt and pickles.

You'd think that, as a stripper, personal hygeine is a priority. Even she dont shower or brush your teeth, at least wear perfume and chew gum.

Not her.

All I did was give her a dollar to go away, now she follows me around, crying about her problems, suggesting we should go away together to Europe and have children.

I oughta cut that fat fuck.

Which part of the bayou did you find her?.

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[PensionKiller]

She's not my mom.

You're implying that there is incest going on in my family.

I don't engage in that sort of foolery.

Say that again and I'll have that fat **** sit your face.

But you'd probably like that.

I'd rather suck your **** my friend.

[Derranged]

Pension Killer, I will not quote your last post.

Get out.

[Derranged_]

She smells like butt and pickles.

You'd think that, as a stripper, personal hygeine is a priority. Even she dont shower or brush your teeth, at least wear perfume and chew gum.

Not her.

All I did was give her a dollar to go away, now she follows me around, crying about her problems, suggesting we should go away together to Europe and have children.

I oughta cut that fat fuck.

Ordinarily I would be intrigued by the thought of a "fat stripper" but the description George has painted has erased any of that...

[Derranged]

Ordinarily I would be intrigued by the thought of a "fat stripper" but the description George has painted has erased any of that...

Like them chubby, eh?

[Derranged_]

Like them chubby, eh?

It's a known fact round here...

[TRAV1S]

She smells like butt and pickles.

You'd think that, as a stripper, personal hygeine is a priority. Even she dont shower or brush your teeth, at least wear perfume and chew gum.

Not her.

All I did was give her a dollar to go away, now she follows me around, crying about her problems, suggesting we should go away together to Europe and have children.

I oughta cut that fat fuck.

You're a kind man, George.

[PensionKiller]

Pension Killer, I will not quote your last post.

Get out.

You felt differently the last time you got drunk

[-MAKAVELLI-]

She smells like butt and pickles.

You'd think that, as a stripper, personal hygeine is a priority. Even she dont shower or brush your teeth, at least wear perfume and chew gum.

Not her.

All I did was give her a dollar to go away, now she follows me around, crying about her problems, suggesting we should go away together to Europe and have children.

I oughta cut that fat fuck.

she's not obese...you just havent drank enough