A ham sandwich walks into a bar..

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

I got caught masturbating to a National Geographic magazine the other day. It wasn't one of my better moments. I don't know who was more embarrassed.....

Me.......

















or my dentist?.....

You. I wasn't bothered. Infact, I was going to give you something to clean your teeth with: :*******:

[BostonGuy]

You. I wasn't bothered. Infact, I was going to give you something to clean your teeth with: :*******:

Ghey.... :gay:

[Dorian]

You. I wasn't bothered. Infact, I was going to give you something to clean your teeth with: :*******:

LMAO!

[gingeralbino]

what do u call a fly with no wings?



























a walk
Where do u find a fly with no wings and no legs?





























where u left it

[Mersey]

What do you call a man stuck in a paper bag?

Russell :|

[boxingfan91]

What's a cheerleaders favorite drink?



Root beer

[Dorian]

What did the basketball say to the hoop as it went in untouched?

SWISH!