Drunk Lang

[Derranged]

i got bored of your momma along time ago. since she stopped taking empty bottles of beer up her ******* i gave up on her

Typical English **** using a "mum" joke.

Give up already.

[dj Calleti]

Typical English **** using a "mum" joke.

Give up already.

How amazed were you by the Black Men that fought tonight?

Your idol Kellerman was getting his rocks off.

[Derranged]

How amazed were you by the Black Men that fought tonight?

Your idol Kellerman was getting his rocks off.

Not really.

Kellerman's not my idol either.

How hard did you wank over Canelo?

[sweetpea87]

Trying these for the first time

[sweetpea87]

And drinking these today as well

[sweetpea87]

Beer for tonight

[Revilo]

This afternoon, I drank German beer with David Hasselhoff.

Don't hassle the hoff... I told him.

We yucked up pretty good after that.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Quit following me.

[jack_the_rippuh]

I hope we get to see Cotto's son sitting on his mom cowgirl style and weeping on her shoulder from that position like a first day on the job harlot who landed a black as her first client.

[Derranged]

Fucking found myself involuntarily gyrating my hips while I was watching animals get killed.

What are your thoughts on vomiting in a woman's anus through a funnel?