What's the best lie you've ever told?

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And what were the results? Good, bad or indifferent?



only good lies here. Not some lie that got somebody hurt, fired etc.

[Wolfie*]

My resume now. Getting calls for interviews like never before.

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My resume now. Getting calls for interviews like never before.

Ive been in IT for 5 years now and never even owned a home computer. Dont ask me how ive made it this long...

[ИATAS]

Ive been in IT for 5 years now and never even owned a home computer. Dont ask me how ive made it this long...

Oh so this is you!
http://imgur.com/a/iJD8f

[King_]

One of my dogs like to dig holes under the fence in my backyard and take a run around the neighboorhood and come back to my front door and paw at it til I open it up


He used to come running at the door when I would show treats, or any dog snacks I would show him to try avoid him digging a hole...... But recently those don't work anymore so I discovered a great way to get him to come. I'd call his name from the kitchen at a spot where he cant see me and I'd take a wal mart bag and start crunching it up to make him think it's a new bag of treats or a new toy.

He always comes running in and I rush to close the door behind him. I always end up giving him a treat, some watermelon or some peanut butter afterward because I feel bad lol. Pretty innocent and harmless lie, but yeah I get him just about every time now. Haha

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Oh so this is you!
http://imgur.com/a/iJD8f

pretty much.




































































dick.

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One of my dogs like to dig holes under the fence in my backyard and take a run around the neighboorhood and come back to my front door and paw at it til I open it up


He used to come running at the door when I would show treats, or any dog snacks I would show him to try avoid him digging a hole...... But recently those don't work anymore so I discovered a great way to get him to come. I'd call his name from the kitchen at a spot where he cant see me and I'd take a wal mart bag and start crunching it up to make him think it's a new bag of treats or a new toy.

He always comes running in and I rush to close the door behind him. I always end up giving him a treat, some watermelon or some peanut butter afterward because I feel bad lol. Pretty innocent and harmless lie, but yeah I get him just about every time now. Haha

Do you put the peanut butter on your balls??


I do the same thing with my cats every morning to get them inside before I go to work. I open and close the cabinets and they come running in.

[Amazinger]

I told God I never lie when I pray, And he never find out. Until recently Squealpiggy pointed out to me that he does not exist..... Now i feel like cr.ap thinking I've been very good at lying.

[~AK49~]

Oh so this is you!
http://imgur.com/a/iJD8f

Lol, apparently you can solve most computer problems simply by installing adobe reader?

[Dolezal]

I told a small white lie on a job application for the NAACP.