I'll start off first as this thread is inspired by a horrendously embarassing episode I just had not 20 minutes ago.
My work is in temporary offices whilst our usual building is being refurbished. Well the receptionist at the office space building is a hot blonde 25 y/o South African girl.
Anyway, I was downstairs putting something in the post tray flirting with her and she made the right noises (laughing at my jokes in the correct places, encouraging body language). Well after a couple of minutes one of her friends in the building ( who works for another company comes down. So I try and charm her aswell.
The time came when I needed to get back to my desk, so I said my goodbyes and
walk slap bang face first into the security door forgetting I have to open it(we use key fobs to get through to the offices).
So I had 2 pretty fit birds laughing at me, I did my best to make repair the situation telling them "they never saw anything, if anyone asks I walked through the door with consummate style". I dont think it worked as i could hear the laughs as the door closed
Next time I may tell you about the time I was ****ing a bird and then fell off the bed, hit my head on my tele then fell asleep on top of her.
My work is in temporary offices whilst our usual building is being refurbished. Well the receptionist at the office space building is a hot blonde 25 y/o South African girl.
Anyway, I was downstairs putting something in the post tray flirting with her and she made the right noises (laughing at my jokes in the correct places, encouraging body language). Well after a couple of minutes one of her friends in the building ( who works for another company comes down. So I try and charm her aswell.
The time came when I needed to get back to my desk, so I said my goodbyes and
walk slap bang face first into the security door forgetting I have to open it(we use key fobs to get through to the offices).
So I had 2 pretty fit birds laughing at me, I did my best to make repair the situation telling them "they never saw anything, if anyone asks I walked through the door with consummate style". I dont think it worked as i could hear the laughs as the door closed
Next time I may tell you about the time I was ****ing a bird and then fell off the bed, hit my head on my tele then fell asleep on top of her.
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