If a Drunk Jew Bum and a Tiny Asian Midget stepped into the ring

[DARKSEID]

And fought to the death, how would the fight play out?

Who would you pick?

[krazyn8tive]

And fought to the death, how would the fight play out?

Asian midget by KO rd 1. Name 1 Jewish athlete that's any good at anything. I'll wait

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Asian midget by KO rd 1. Name 1 Jewish athlete that's any good at anything. I'll wait

Zab Judah........

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If it was just to decision or tap out I would pick the midget because the drunk jewish guy would probably tap out after the first punch (even if he landed it).

since it's to the death eventually the drunk jewish guy would stop trying to escape and reluctantly beat the midget to death.

[DARKSEID]

A lot of good points. So far it seems the concensus seems to be that the drunk jew bum would only have a shot if the Asian midget trapped him into a corner and forced him to fight

led and Derranged your thoughts on this matchup?

[Derranged]

A lot of good points. So far it seems the concensus seems to be that the drunk jew bum would only have a shot if the Asian midget trapped him into a corner and forced him to fight

led and Derranged your thoughts on this matchup?

It depends on how drunk the Jew was.

[-2 Scrappy-]

nunchucks beat a dradle all day

[Beercules]

Yeah how drunk is this Jew?

[Derranged]

Of course the Jew could just show his c0ck and send midget home crying.

[DARKSEID]

Yeah how drunk is this Jew?

Let's just say if the human body is made up of 80% water, this jew's body composition would be 30% alcohol and 20% African semen.