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  • Gonna see Alexis Texas tonight at Ricks!

    that strip joint is literally less than 20 blocks from my place.

    im gonna invite her for happy hour downtown after she performs. wish me luck lol. tryna get those digits son!

  • #2
    Got a lap dance from Bridget the Midget at a strip club last week.

    She tried straddling me but ended just doing the splits.

    I kinda felt like a pedo for some reason...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by [ DUBBZZ ] View Post
      Got a lap dance from Bridget the Midget at a strip club last week.

      She tried straddling me but ended just doing the splits.

      I kinda felt like a pedo for some reason...
      The **** you mean "for some reason"? I watched a ****o with her and I swear to God it was like watching a grown man **** a baby

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      • #4
        Originally posted by monkey skeleton View Post
        The **** you mean "for some reason"? I watched a ****o with her and I swear to God it was like watching a grown man **** a baby
        If Lexington Steel got up in that his d*ck would be coming out of her mouth.

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        • #5
          Honestly, I heard pr0n *****es smell like condoms. Let me know if true.

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          • #6
            im not sure anymore. everyones being flakes. im not rollin there by myself.

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            • #7
              i just came in here to BEG for pics.

              come to find out you're a phaggot who didn't go see one of the greatest arses in **** history.

              you're going on ignore.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by KING MEAT View Post
                im not sure anymore. everyones being flakes. im not rollin there by myself.






                YOU ****IN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ****in get in there now@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@gijbjigb grr:

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                • #9
                  Translation of the Chinaman's post:

                  "im finna spend all my weekly allowance to go deviously eye Alexis Texas from across the room at a strip club while sipping an appletini"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Big BRICKS View Post
                    Translation of the Chinaman's post:

                    "im finna spend all my weekly allowance to go deviously eye Alexis Texas from across the room at a strip club while sipping an appletini"
                    Hahahahahaha...........

                    Man if you you could bag that chick, it would be legendary. Her ass is ridiculous, I just looked her up. Wow.........

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