How Much Does Your D1ck Weigh, Flaccid???

[Da Machine]

This way we know who has the biggest dick without giving out true measurements.

I used my friends weed measurer. I weighed in at .02 grams.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

does your friend know you skizzed your c0ck on his scale?

[Da Machine]

does your friend know you skizzed your c0ck on his scale?

Nope. Hadn't showered since my last wank either.

Luckily I have a tiny dick and it only took up a slight corner of the scale.

[COVID-19]

The only way to weigh my penis, is to actually take it inside your mouth and rest it on your tongue.

[CatchAndShoot]

Bout tree fiddy.

[way2strong]

sh 1t you might as well play that tiny thing off as a clit and turn "lesbian"

[Butler]

erect or limp?

[COVID-19]

Flaccid size has no bearing on full blown stiffness.

[Da Machine]

True, but how do you weigh it hard?

[jaded]

'bout 4- 5 lbs I guess.