Some black kid tried to stab me tonight

[El-blanco]

Lol slashed him with my keys, yea I'm sure that would cause damage. Just admit you gave up everything.

[animalfan10]

He checked (or should I say took) your White privilege!

[Pretty Boy32]

was he ur 'twin' ??

My twin cousin Chris

[Pretty Boy32]

He checked (or should I say took) your White privilege!

Mate I don’t him. He scared for life now

[COVID-19]

Mate I don’t him. He scared for life now

He scared of you for life?

[Eddy Current]

Was he like really dark black or more a lighter shade?

[Derranged]

I think he expected because I am white I would hand over willingly,
Little did he know I'm smarter, quicker and slicker then him.

My keys are covered in shit. I'll be cleaning them wiff me fookin' tongue, lads.

Seek help.

[RomanReigns]

Funny Stuff

[$Bullsfam$]

On a serious note, Pretty Boy 32 probably **** his pants.

That's the first black person he's ever seen in real life. He easily gave up his keys and wallet then bent over to spread his ass cheeks willingly.

I'm pretty sure the black kid already left his DNA in Pretty Boy's anus. And he doesn't wash his ass anyways, so that won't be a problem.

that queer is in ireland.

it was probably a middle aged african tourist asking for directions.

guy went to ask for directions, prettygay panicked at the sight of the 1st black man he's seen outside of hip hop videos.

fool ran away blowing his rape whistle on his keychain.

probably scratched his own face with his keys blowing his rape whistle.

He probably pictured what Connor McGregor would do, but instead did the whitest most girly thing ever, KEY ATTACK!!!

not only that but it didn't really happen, so he made up that he did the wimpiest **** ever. Good job PB!

you gotta ask for permission.

can't just try to blow random black dudes, bro.

Shouldn't have called the cops. It might go on by his record.

Brushmyhair is a good kid, I think he just needed money for the bus ride home.

Yooooooooo lmfao tua and wanker exposed em and Rudy swept up the leftovers.

Definitely had another dream of sucking BBC and tried to twist it but looked like an idiot as usual

[Mooshashi]

Its a true story. Hannity talking about the incident right now on Fox.