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So I was taking a piss a couple years ago...
And this twat came up to me, all decked out in TMT attire and tapped me on my shoulder. What grown man taps another man on the shoulder while he is urinating?
Needless to say I instantly turned around, urinated a bit on his leg and clocked him square in the face, urine dripping all over because I didn't finish taking my piss ( I've had a couple pints ).
After he was rolling around on the floor screaming "Floyd's gonna get ya" I then thought to myself; you know what? Fu*k this guy so I proceeded to slam his head face first in the urinal screaming "You and Floyd are MY B*tch!" His left eye was swollen shut like Tony's was against Pacquiao, his face lop sided after the beating he had just received.
At this time; a couple of my amigos joined me in stomping this guy out.
Fun.
Needless to say I instantly turned around, urinated a bit on his leg and clocked him square in the face, urine dripping all over because I didn't finish taking my piss ( I've had a couple pints ).
After he was rolling around on the floor screaming "Floyd's gonna get ya" I then thought to myself; you know what? Fu*k this guy so I proceeded to slam his head face first in the urinal screaming "You and Floyd are MY B*tch!" His left eye was swollen shut like Tony's was against Pacquiao, his face lop sided after the beating he had just received.
At this time; a couple of my amigos joined me in stomping this guy out.
Fun.
. so **** you!
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