Superman couldn't shave!

[MindBat]

Today it's called laser hair removal.


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[Furn]

See, that makes no sense at all.

Either Supermans laser eyes cut through everything or hes immune to them.

What, they are just strong enough to cut through steel, ceramic tank armour and super person hair ?

NO! either it bounces off his face AND hair or it goes right through his face, killing him almost instantly.