I got ****ted on this morning

[paulf]

Saw on VH1 years ago that Cyndi Lauper was holding a big note out while performing at an outdoor concert, and a bird ****ing **** directly into her mouth.

She had to finish the song before getting some water. Incredible. I woulda dropped the mic and walked off.

[Khalid X]

The worst is when one minute you glance at a piece of your clothing and nothing is there, then the next minute you notice there is bird **** on it.

At least you got to witness the crime in action. I hate when they hit you when your not looking or when it goes unnoticed till later on....lol

[BERNIE'S CORNER]

Wasn't me but I got some pretty smart birds.....



Maybe you should get one of these ???......

[-jose-]

Wasn't me but I got some pretty smart birds.....



Maybe you should get one of these ???......

PUT YOUR BIRDS ON A LEASH BERNIE!!! or I'm blowing up the birdhouse

[BERNIE'S CORNER]

PUT YOUR BIRDS ON A LEASH BERNIE!!! or I'm blowing up the birdhouse

I'll put my birds on a leash when you put these birds on a leash !!!



Cause it looks like a repeat unless Super Eli finds his groove !

[-jose-]

I'll put my birds on a leash when you put these birds on a leash !!!

Damn it BERNIE!
good comeback, all I could think of right now is two words

Cause it looks like a repeat unless Super Eli finds his groove !

unless he's related to Stella, otherwise he'll never get his groove back