How to tell if you're gay (seriously)

[Fury]

Mine are the same length.

[Fury]

So I'm a woman? I don't get this test.

[-jose-]

Yep, we played that in Wisconsin too

Except it would either mean you were gay or had cancer.

yeah it was actually if you had cancer because I didn't even know what gay was at that age.

[-Huey-]

i think my fingers are gay. not because of their length, they just seem to end up in men's bumholes quite frequently.

What aboot your cuck? Does it too end up in a man's arse?

[Konstantin]

Yep, we played that in Wisconsin too

Except it would either mean you were gay or had cancer.

I remember in middle school a friend of mine tried doing that to a girl but she pulled her hand down and he ended up punching her in the nose.

[-Johannes-]

So I'm a woman? I don't get this test.

Yes you are a heterosexual woman...

How YOU doin?