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So I convinced a b1tch to leave her bf for me...
Stupid ho, seriously. I got an end of year bonus in work, she thought I was rich and her bf was a broke dude working in insurance or some pathetic ****.
I banged her a few times whilst she was with him, I won't lie I felt for the dude but tbh I got the impression she done this alot on him. They where together 6 years, she go party at the weekend and he'd sit at home not knowing she out was sucking other dudes d1cks.
So I thought it's better for this dude to get away from her so I told her to leave him for me, which she did. He took it bad and came at me, so I told him the situation - even gave him names of the other dudes she had been with (a few being his friends.)
That evening when I was to meet her I brought her ex to the bar with me and I called her a slut and told her to go **** herself, she cried and we both laughed.
The dude is happy now and I done a good deed.
**** b1tches.
I banged her a few times whilst she was with him, I won't lie I felt for the dude but tbh I got the impression she done this alot on him. They where together 6 years, she go party at the weekend and he'd sit at home not knowing she out was sucking other dudes d1cks.
So I thought it's better for this dude to get away from her so I told her to leave him for me, which she did. He took it bad and came at me, so I told him the situation - even gave him names of the other dudes she had been with (a few being his friends.)
That evening when I was to meet her I brought her ex to the bar with me and I called her a slut and told her to go **** herself, she cried and we both laughed.
The dude is happy now and I done a good deed.
**** b1tches.
TRUE!!!
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