Where can I buy cheap but good cologne and deodarant in Anytown, USA?

[Beercules]

Sometimes I wipe my gooch with index finger & spread that golden nectar all over my neck. Biatchs go wild for those pheromones, tip from a playa.

[Butt stuff]

Us playas gonna play homie

[SouthPawHitman]

[Beercules]

Us playas gonna play homie

[SterlingStained]

This is a pretty lame thread, yeah. A thread with that starting line must be.

But the short of it is I'm still a foreigner here in my country of birth, and it's even changed a lot in the 7 years I was away.

Also more to the point, out in the West Redneck Hills of South Oregon, I fell in love with a Mexican girl.

I got a crush on this girl at my ****ty (but fine by me) factory job, and would like to find the time to go get some cologne tomorrow, just to have a nice little squirt, but I'm constantly pressed for time and don't know where to go.

Fred Meyer or something?

****ty question off.

But answers appreciated.

I know BS is a den of straight players, so I expect to have recommendations on fine french cologne on 200% discount.

Seriously though, if anyone can recommend a place to buy the **** and even a brand or two, which is cheap but good, it'd be appreciated.

****ty thread off-take two.

Raises a good question actually...
Anybody know what would be some quality (high or low price) cologne that broads would love?

I currently have Hugo Boss The Scent, but I need a #2 behind it to split minutes.

if department stores are a no go,

try grocery stores. kroger, randalls, albertsons....

some of these places have glass cases where they keep expensive razors, contraception and expensive cologne.

[Rudyo]

I buy my deodorant at CVS, people who wear cologne are losers and betas.

[Amazinger]

Anywhere in New Jersey, They use it a lot in there to cover up the stench of the State. Axe Beercules he's got all the details

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Go to WalMart

You'll meet amazing people there.. An experience you'll never forget

[HanzGruber]

yessss. Not exactly cheap though. Apparently Versace pour homme is the same almost. Def cheaper

The cheap version of this is Cuba Gold op

[Beercules]

yessss. Not exactly cheap though. Apparently Versace pour homme is the same almost. Def cheaper


The cheap version of this is Cuba Gold op

The cigar looking one?