[HOLY S**T!] Chuck Norris vs bear

[jucava]

Bruce Lee who??? This is the real legend here........

[dcdc]

[jucava]

that was prime lee, chuck norris was too young.............
he gave that bear the stare. bruce cant do that.

[Carpe Diem]

A Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. Chuck Norris can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.

Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter; he's already following you.

[Carpe Diem]

There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer; he's always in control.

[Enayze]

There is no theory of evolution just a bunch of animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live.

[BrotherDudeJack]

A Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. Chuck Norris can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.

Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter; he's already following you.

There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer; he's always in control.

There is no theory of evolution just a bunch of animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live.

[Carpe Diem]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with Slim Jim.

[Carpe Diem]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the informantion he wants.

[Carpe Diem]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

There was once a street named Chuck Norris. Shortly after it was named, they had to renamed it because the builders found out that if you cross Chuck Norris... You Die.


Chuck Norris once had sex in a truck and one of his sperm cells slipped into the truck's engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.