This celebrity couple caught having an affair and blocking the story...

[Vinnykin]

I'd prefer an Update on your Mate's Hot Daughter, Bruv.

Yeah I second this ^^^

[!! Anorak]

I'd prefer an Update on your Mate's Hot Daughter, Bruv.

Currently rocking a spray on tan.

It's not the only thing that she'd get sprayed on her.

[MrTambourineMan]

Currently rocking a spray on tan.

It's not the only thing that she'd get sprayed on her.

Oh, stop it.

Seriously though... I would like weekly updates at least.

[!! Anorak]

Oh, stop it.

Seriously though... I would like weekly updates at least.

Yeah, my friend asked me if I'd wanked over her Facebook as I was talking about her so much.

I went "..... no......... as if I'd do that...." He just started cracking up, as I'm a terrible liar.

[RightJab]

Yeah, my friend asked me if I'd wanked over her Facebook as I was talking about her so much.

I went "..... no......... as if I'd do that...." He just started cracking up, as I'm a terrible liar.

lmfao, I remember that thread/story, had me in tears.

What was it "id spunk allover you like a randy little seal pup" or something like that. Absolute gold that one was, platinum Annie.

I want to read that again but I bet the thread is well buried right now, needs a bump haha