If you had $1 billion, how would you spend it?

[Bendigo]

I'd get those RealDolls, make them look like all my ex-girlfriends, slap them around, fill them with my semen, and then feel guilty/disgusting/stupid for not finding a better way to spend $1 billion.

[Spare Moody]

can't forget you pricks either.


$100,000 to buy out this website.
all pop-ups and other ****ty advertising will go away, along with the Magicjordon thread. but, to show you ****ers no hard feelings...










$700,000 for the Boxingscene Vegas Platinum Weekend.
20 or so posters who don't spam and make quality posts (Pea, Sin, Squeal, Brook, Peebs, Rae, Baddest, Abadge, Clegg, Mizzou, Jamba, etc.) are each gettin comp'd:
-round trip 1st class flights
-penthouse suites at Caesar's Palace

-1 bottle of Christal, 1 bottle of Johnny Walker Blue King George, and an ounce of coke (non drug users can just give theirs to Brook)
-5 top quality escorts to accompany you at all times, recruit other girls, and generally do anything you desire

-$10,000 for spending/gambling
-VIP table over at Club Tryst at the Wynn- open bar
-unlimited limo service
-all meals including 1 night at Del Frisco's Steakhouse and 1 night at the Eifel Tower Restaurant



$50,000 for the Boxingscene Vegas Bronze Weekend. an IP check to confirm all the decent posters with multiple alts. you lucky winners get:

-round trip coach
-2 nights at...

-unlimited cab services
-free buffets
-2 cheap whores
-tickets to the Lance Burton Magic Show


**** it. it's better'n nothin!

[mgkirkpatrick]

i think the following rides would be sufficient...



























those, and the vacation homes, have me at $525,500,000 left to spend. damn....not even halfway through the fortune.

someone caught the new entourage

[Spare Moody]

they had those on there?? i didn't see last Sunday's. i do remember Arie gettin some kind've Ferrari but was it an Enzo?