How Would Chuck Norris Do In UFC?

[Bobby No Sex]

[Chups]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! Never seen him read those himself.

[johnm is...]

Chuck Norris butchered those jokes.

[WARQUEZ]

The first fighter ever to hold all 7 titles at the same time.

[squealpiggy]

The first fighter ever to win all 7 titles at the same time.

Fixed it for you.

The UFC's full name is actually the UFCNCND.

Or Ultimate Fighting Championship - Non Chuck Norris Division.

[Xercen]

First fighter to be undefeated without stepping in the ring because all his opponents were DQ for no shows.

[KING MEAT]

chuck norris will never ask for OSTs. he wants manny to take all the PEDs he can.

[Run]

A pure form kickboxer gets handled in most no holds instances.

I mean Imagine him v.s. Prime BJ Penn at 150 or 160. **** would be ugly.
I was being serious in that Penn would beat the hell out of him.



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