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  • #31
    Originally posted by Mr Ehrmantraut View Post
    The Western World has moved on from the age of the Flintstones.

    Muslims should try contributing something to the World instead of bringing it down.
    yes.. yes.. dont worry after we bring it down we will continue to Fck it

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    • #32
      Originally posted by betmen View Post
      yes.. yes.. dont worry after we bring it down we will continue to Fck it
      Muslims never admit faults with their religion.

      Horrible.

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      • #33
        Some Muslim friends asked me if I wanted to get stoned once.

        I assumed they meant smoke weed, but when I said "yes", they pinned me up against a wall and threw rocks at me for not having sex with 9-year-olds.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Mr Ehrmantraut View Post
          Muslims never admit faults with their religion.

          Horrible.
          Appy polly loggies....

          how about we install sharia law afterward eh? me and you share pre-teen harem together.

          tight slits, supple breast, bruised eyes... sounds fun right??

          You in??

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          • #35
            Originally posted by betmen View Post
            Appy polly loggies....

            how about we install sharia law afterward eh? me and you share pre-teen harem together.

            tight slits, supple breast, bruised eyes... sounds fun right??

            You in??
            How about you install your penis up your own arse lad?.

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            • #36
              The Grand Idiot



              Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdulaziz al-Sheikh

              This guy looks like a ****ing nutter. If no one listens to someone ranting and raving they are pretty much relegated to the role of village idiot, that's the Sheikh. Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdulaziz al-Sheikh, wow that a mouthful of horse ****. Where'd he get that title from since obviously he wasn't elected? You don't elect a village idiot though, they just sort of appear.

              What I don't understand are all of the people that have blind allegiance to this idiot and fools like him? Chalk one up for the dark ages. Instead of trying to go back to the moon some people want us to go to Mecca instead? I wonder why chess would threaten Allah? I would image he'd be pretty good at it. Think about how he's played rational and sane people. First he congested the planet with backwards thinking to an age without knowledge, and then he forces out freedom of thought with fear, threats and intimidation. Masterstroke!

              Clearly there are some in Islam that represent an imminent threat but religion in general is a long term problem for the human race. Any system of thinking that asks its adherents to suppress themselves of forbids this or that should be dismantled.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Mr Ehrmantraut View Post
                How about you install your penis up your own arse lad?.
                how about my penis in your arse? then in your mouth! imagine it my feces covered penis sliding in & out vigorously in your throat, half litre of your saliva running down my thigh and my pubic hairs stuck between your teeth.

                what a lovely image that is...

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Chups View Post
                  If only those Knights were goats. Then maybe.........
                  Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post
                  Or if the pawns were children. Then definitely.
                  Originally posted by !! Anorak View Post
                  Some Muslim friends asked me if I wanted to get stoned once.

                  I assumed they meant smoke weed, but when I said "yes", they pinned me up against a wall and threw rocks at me for not having sex with 9-year-olds.



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                  • #39
                    Bans chess, allows beating and killing of women.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by betmen View Post
                      how about my penis in your arse? then in your mouth! imagine it my feces covered penis sliding in & out vigorously in your throat, half litre of your saliva running down my thigh and my pubic hairs stuck between your teeth.

                      what a lovely image that is...
                      50 Shades of Akbar?.

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