LOTR star rips Bible verses from book

[squealpiggy]

[Spartacus Sully]

What do i think of ripping verses out of the bible? I think its a horrible idea ive run out of cig papers quite a few times and let me tell you what any paper with ink on it completely ruins the cig....some one needs to tell him he can just use the blank pages at the back that are meant for notes no body uses them anyways.

[Barreras_Son]

Easy-E's dream date:

u gettin a hardon while watchin dis kinda shyt huh?

[D-MiZe]

u gettin a hardon while watchin dis kinda shyt huh?

Nice 12 yr old girl in your avatar.

[Spartacus Sully]

if theirs grass on the field, play ball.

[Spartacus Sully]

after all the time the spartians spent trying to create a man man baby people would have realized that reproduction just dosnt work that way.

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

[Spartacus Sully]

So theirs this little girl in her garden watching these 2 daddy long legs doing it on a flower and she calls her dad over and says whats that daddy? and her father says thats a daddy long legs. the little girl says is the one on the bottom a mommy long legs and the dad says no their both daddy long leggers. soo the little girl thinks for a second and squashes them both flat looks at her dad and says where not going to have any of that **** in my garden.

[Sir Tom Jones]

as if bumming boys didn't piss christians off he goes and rips pages out of the bible.

if he had ripped pages out of the quran then there would be some ****.

[The Noose]

as if bumming boys didn't piss christians off he goes and rips pages out of the bible.

if he had ripped pages out of the quran then there would be some ****.

Some **** on the end of his ****?

Im sure in the near future, when there is a Koran in every hotel room, he will rip pages out but not tell anyone to save himself from being beheaded.

[Barreras_Son]

Nice 12 yr old girl in your avatar.