WHich of these sex acts do you find morally wrong...

[Easy-E]

Originally Posted by Carnivore

You two closet queens sure stick together!

so tunney...you realize he was talking about you...right?
god thats sad.

[Sweet Pea 50]

My contribution to sexual douche baggery is called the Carl Lewis, in honor of the Gold Medal long jumper. Here is the jest of it. When your girl is asleep, (for the perfect score of 10, she must be on her back), you run, buck naked, jump over the foot board of your bed, and landing with your feet apart on each side of her head, with your hands on each side of her lower body, all the while your sack lands on her nose, mouth, and chin region. If executed correctly, you may yell whatever you want in truimph, but for me, it would be, "ITS A NEW WORLD RECORD!" Things that could go wrong: You epic fail the Carl Lewis, misjudging speed and distance, and you end up with an exploded ballbag, and shattered taint. Your girl ends up looking like she just ate a overhand right from Ernie Shavers. And how do you explain said epic fail to the E.R. doctors? Horrible frisbee-golf accident? Sorry son, but dog just ain't gonna hunt. But performed flawessly, it is like man landing on the moon. Something to tell your grand kids.

[Ylem]

No pink sock?

[Sweet Pea 50]

Like with all great athletic feats, one must sync mind and body as one unit, before attempting the Carl Lewis. A pre-game ritual, if you will. Mine goes as follows: 1. Like Arnold in the Terminator movie's, I start on one knee, hands on the ground. I even make the "BZZZZZSSSSSHHHZOOOINK" sound, because that's just how a nicca roll. 2. While rising up from said posistion, I pluck imaginary grass from the rug, and toss it in the air, Tiger Woods style. Judging wind direction is key. 3. I get into a free throw shooting stance, and ala Karl Malone, mumble some gibberish. "Beeniebabybeeniebabykarlmalonewantdembeeniebaby" 4. I say a prayer. "Hail Mary, full of grace, help us win this NASCAR race." Now I am ready. With Jim McKay's famous, "The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat." ringing through my ears, I begin my approach towards an uncertain destiny...

[Carnivore]

Originally Posted by RealDeal '86

Squealpiggy is so much more intelligent than you Tunney, I'm sorry (well actually I'm not) but it's just painfully obvious.

You homosexuals really stick together!

I remember your original account KostyaTszyu44 was permanently banned because you posted an explicit photo of a man's genitalia.

[RealDeal '86]

Originally Posted by Carnivore

You homosexuals really stick together!

I remember your original account KostyaTszyu44 was permanently banned because you posted an explicit photo of a man's genitalia.

Point in case

Plus, I actually diagree with Squealpiggy's views about some things (religion mostly) but there's no denying he's quite an intelligent guy, much more so than your pathetic self.

[alza1988]

I didn't know what any of them meant tho I looked up the donkey punch .That means during a--l sex hit her with a rabbit punch on the back of the head lmfao so it makes her a--l tighter and more intense lmfao .What happens if she sin't got a chin on her lmfao.That's stupid as f--k.

[squealpiggy]

Originally Posted by Ylem

No pink sock?

Not really a sex act, more an unfortunate accident.

Queefing would have been a good addition to this list.