WHich of these sex acts do you find morally wrong...

[squealpiggy]

Ten options max. Perhaps I should have had an "other - please explain" option. Like I said I missed out felching.

[Infern0]

you know there was a flim about donkey punching lol

[squealpiggy]

Originally Posted by Infern0

you know there was a flim about donkey punching lol

Was it "Mermaids"?

[Street Bully Jr]

Good 4th of July option.

You must be a male in order to perform the Abe Lincoln. One must be careful when performing the Abe Lincoln, as precision with both cock and hand as well as a good poker face are necessary to successfully pull it off. In order to perform the Abe Lincoln, you first convince your partner to shave your balls, or convince her to let you shave her hairy muff. While shaving, and after completion, you must be careful to conceal the fresh shavings in your hand. Next, you **** her brains out as you please, covertly keeping the fresh pube clippings in your hand and keeping a straight face. When you are approaching orgasm, you must make sure to have the girl on her back. When the baby batter has been sufficiently mixed and is ready to come out, you cum around her jawline and mouth. Before she has a chance to say anything or wipe it off, you throw the fresh shavings onto her unsuspecting visage, creating an Abe Lincoln-esque scruffy beard. If you can jam a concealed top hat onto her head, all the better. This is recommended for first sexual encounters, sexual encounters at her workplace, or sexual encounters in any area where there is no nearby access to water so that the beard cannot be immediately cleaned from her face.

Alternate: Standing and partially squatted in a 69 position, the male wears a top hat eats out the chick (the female's bush is his beard) and proclaims "4 score and 7 years ago!" while taking a shit (freeing the slaves) at the same time.

[*~*MalVada*~*]

I believe I need to seek out urban dictionary for some of these

[VictoriaBeckham]

Originally Posted by *~*MalVada*~*

I believe I need to seek out urban dictionary for some of these

I believe its time for our genitals to mingle.

Genital diplomacy is what I call it.

[*~*MalVada*~*]

Originally Posted by Jack D Ripper

I believe its time for our genitals to mingle.

Genital diplomacy is what I call it.

:mangler:

rofl ...chainsaws freak me out

[street bully]

Originally Posted by Street Bully Jr

Good 4th of July option.

You must be a male in order to perform the Abe Lincoln. One must be careful when performing the Abe Lincoln, as precision with both cock and hand as well as a good poker face are necessary to successfully pull it off. In order to perform the Abe Lincoln, you first convince your partner to shave your balls, or convince her to let you shave her hairy muff. While shaving, and after completion, you must be careful to conceal the fresh shavings in your hand. Next, you **** her brains out as you please, covertly keeping the fresh pube clippings in your hand and keeping a straight face. When you are approaching orgasm, you must make sure to have the girl on her back. When the baby batter has been sufficiently mixed and is ready to come out, you cum around her jawline and mouth. Before she has a chance to say anything or wipe it off, you throw the fresh shavings onto her unsuspecting visage, creating an Abe Lincoln-esque scruffy beard. If you can jam a concealed top hat onto her head, all the better. This is recommended for first sexual encounters, sexual encounters at her workplace, or sexual encounters in any area where there is no nearby access to water so that the beard cannot be immediately cleaned from her face.

Alternate: Standing and partially squatted in a 69 position, the male wears a top hat eats out the chick (the female's bush is his beard) and proclaims "4 score and 7 years ago!" while taking a shit (freeing the slaves) at the same time.

. Wtf man?

[Bob Anomaly]

Donkey punch..... Its wrong to hit donkeys

Iglooing......... Igloos are ingenious IMHO.

Angry pirate........ Pirates have to be angry. Cant blame them.

Cleveland steamer........ Never been to Cleveland

Snowballing........ Sounds fun for kids
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Belgian biscuit........ Does it have chocolate in it? Im allergic.

Alabama hot lunch... Dont like spicy food.

Queening ........ Nothing quite like a facefull of pussy

Hot lunch......... In winter. Fine.

Closet gays being homophobic to hide their secret desire......Makes them easy to spot.

[RealDeal '86]

Originally Posted by Carnivore

"Closet gays being homophobic to hide their secret desire"

You do a very poor job of hiding your homosexuality, squealpiggy. It doesn't require an IQ of 138 to figure out that you're gay.

Squealpiggy is so much more intelligent than you Tunney, I'm sorry (well actually I'm not) but it's just painfully obvious.