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Old 02-21-2009, 09:10 AM
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Last summer I went on a holiday (vacation) with a few of my mates to Crete for basically a week of getting wasted and going to the beach. Anyway, after one night one of my mates was so unbelievably drunk that he fell asleep on the beach behind our hotel. One of my other mates came up with possibly the most despicable, brilliant and disgusting practical jokes I've ever heard. He got a condom, put some mayo mixed with a little water in it and then proceeded to insert it up the ass of the sleeping drunk. So he must have woke up in the morning, found the condom up his ass and thought "holy ****!"

Anyway, he never said anything about it, so we let him go around thinking he got bummed until the other day when someone finally told him. He went ape****, saying how he has never felt so humiliated. I'm expecting some revenge soon. Luckily I didn't come up with the plan or put it into action.

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Old 02-21-2009, 09:24 AM
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LMFAO!! that's amazin! Imagine wakin up in a strange place with a condom up ya ass. Cant think of anythin worse lol
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Old 02-21-2009, 09:58 AM
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Last summer I went on a holiday (vacation) with a few of my mates to Crete for basically a week of getting wasted and going to the beach. Anyway, after one night one of my mates was so unbelievably drunk that he fell asleep on the beach behind our hotel. One of my other mates came up with possibly the most despicable, brilliant and disgusting practical jokes I've ever heard. He got a condom, put some mayo mixed with a little water in it and then proceeded to insert it up the ass of the sleeping drunk. So he must have woke up in the morning, found the condom up his ass and thought "holy ****!"

Anyway, he never said anything about it, so we let him go around thinking he got bummed until the other day when someone finally told him. He went ape****, saying how he has never felt so humiliated. I'm expecting some revenge soon. Luckily I didn't come up with the plan or put it into action.

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I would have serious questions about your friends sexuality if he put a condom up your other friends anus!
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Old 02-21-2009, 10:06 AM
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LMFAO - The worst part of this 'joke' is the lie your other friend told you - that wasn't mayo and water in that condom....!
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Old 02-21-2009, 10:11 AM
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I would have serious questions about your friends sexuality if he put a condom up your other friends anus!
Haha, we've had questions in the past that's he has furiously opposed.
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:21 PM
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gay jokes... always about dicks ass and homo ****s! thats what u like huh?
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:28 PM
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Last summer I went on a holiday (vacation) with a few of my mates to Crete for basically a week of getting wasted and going to the beach. Anyway, after one night one of my mates was so unbelievably drunk that he fell asleep on the beach behind our hotel. One of my other mates came up with possibly the most despicable, brilliant and disgusting practical jokes I've ever heard. He got a condom, put some mayo mixed with a little water in it and then proceeded to insert it up the ass of the sleeping drunk. So he must have woke up in the morning, found the condom up his ass and thought "holy ****!"

Anyway, he never said anything about it, so we let him go around thinking he got bummed until the other day when someone finally told him. He went ape****, saying how he has never felt so humiliated. I'm expecting some revenge soon. Luckily I didn't come up with the plan or put it into action.

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I must try this one day

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Old 02-21-2009, 12:33 PM
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I've been to Crete...Loved it there.

I was in boarding school when on April Fool's day someone snuck into my room mate's and my room to put vaseline on the toilet seat. The trick didn't work since it was right next to the shower and always got soaked in the shower and I kept a towel to dry it off with...hahahaha!!

Then we heard someone put saran wrap over the toilets in the boys dorm...buahahah!!!
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:11 PM
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Old 02-21-2009, 05:17 PM
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Last summer I went on a holiday (vacation) with a few of my mates to Crete for basically a week of getting wasted and going to the beach. Anyway, after one night one of my mates was so unbelievably drunk that he fell asleep on the beach behind our hotel. One of my other mates came up with possibly the most despicable, brilliant and disgusting practical jokes I've ever heard. He got a condom, put some mayo mixed with a little water in it and then proceeded to insert it up the ass of the sleeping drunk. So he must have woke up in the morning, found the condom up his ass and thought "holy ****!"

Anyway, he never said anything about it, so we let him go around thinking he got bummed until the other day when someone finally told him. He went ape****, saying how he has never felt so humiliated. I'm expecting some revenge soon. Luckily I didn't come up with the plan or put it into action.

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that's great, but would not wanna be you ****ers now. revenge is a *****.
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