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Lewis-Klitschko boxing poem
No matter which side of the fence you're on concerning this fight you have to appreciate the originality and humor of this poem.
An ode to tko6
If Vitali had young Wlads skin
And wladimir had his brothers chin
Then boxing would be a different place
And vittles wouldn't have lost his face
The stories about Vaseline
And poisoned waters are quite obscene
The brothers really aren't too bad
It's just some fans that are clearly mad
Lennox had his razor dreads
Sat atop his balding head
And of course his phantom thumb
Proof of which is yet to come
We've seen pages of quite grainy stills
And lots of posts, from lots of dills
That at the heart do declare
"Vittles lost, it wasn't fair"
"For it was just an injury, you see"
(But we know the cuts were more than 3)
"It was just no more than luck"
(Maybe next time Vits should duck?)
"A rematch was promised" Vits fans declared
"It didn't happen cos Lennox was scared"
Ignoring that when it mattered
Their man got well and truly battered
For despite the claims that they all drool
How Lennox nearly missed his stool
If Vitali was still fit to fight
Why did they fill his cuts with gauze so white?
One man kept his belt and riches
The other needed dozens of stitches
There is only one fact that we know
In round 6 - T. K. O.
Gonna be more suspicious
I don't know about great, but that definitely didn't suck.
I've never had any bad feelings about no Lewis-Klitschko II. Lewis deserved to be able to retire on his own terms.
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Funny but where are the guys that point out the brothers were ahead on the scorecards when the poem was stopped.
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And "brothers?" Vitali and Wlad were both fighting Lewis? lol foolish klitturds thinking that both are one and the same
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