post a joke get a billion points

Tim Horton

pretty straight forward you dumb cunts.

post a joke and i will give you a billion points.

"why did the monkey fall from the tree"?

he was dead.

ABOSWORTH

I pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and immediately notices that he has a big ship wheel sticking out of his pants. The pirate walks up to the bar and orders a pint. The bartender pours the pirate a beer and says "here is your beer, can I ask you a question?"

"Aaayye." says the pirate.

"Why do you have a ship wheel sticking out of your pants?" Questions the bartender.

"Arrrggg, I don't know but it's driving me nuts!" replies the pirate.

D-MiZe

Timothy Horton.

Tim Horton

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABOSWORTH

I pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and immediately notices that he has a big ship wheel sticking out of his pants. The pirate walks up to the bar and orders a pint. The bartender pours the pirate a beer and says "here is your beer, can I ask you a question?"

"Aaayye." says the pirate.

"Why do you have a ship wheel sticking out of your pants?" Questions the bartender.

"Arrrggg, I don't know but it's driving me nuts!" replies the pirate.

MANIAC310

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

ABOSWORTH

Quote:

Originally Posted by MANIAC310

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the pirate boxer? He had a killer left hook.

rampant

What's the wettest animal in the world?

Reindeer!

PACnPBFsuck

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?

The taste!

Tim Horton

Quote:

Originally Posted by PACnPBFsuck

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?

The taste!

says the guy with the piss drinker signature. lol

PACnPBFsuck

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timothy Horton

says the guy with the piss drinker signature. lol

a little ironic

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