Olympic Games Thread. - Page 112

K.Webster

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Originally Posted by Sparked_26

Taking a sneaky shit in the pool should be in there.

LOL. I Remember when our local pool closed down and one person attributed its closure to somebody taking a sh*t in the diving pool.

I always used to think that it was doubtful the council would close a pool down because of a sh*t haha.

K.Webster

Why isn't the roly poly 100 meters an Olympic sport yet?

That's probably the only event where Ant and Dec, and Dick and Dom would dominate. Sam and Mark would be in with an outside shot too.

bojangles1987

Every Olympic swimmer would take every girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband of everyone in this thread, bang them for 5 hours, and ruin them for all of you. Then move on and bang someone for another 5 hours.

90% of the sex that goes on between athletes at the Olympics involves swimmers and Kobe Bryant in some way, guarantee it.

F l i c k e r

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Originally Posted by bojangles1987

Every Olympic swimmer would take every girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband of everyone in this thread, bang them for 5 hours, and ruin them for all of you. Then move on and bang someone for another 5 hours.

90% of the sex that goes on between athletes at the Olympics involves swimmers and Kobe Bryant in some way, guarantee it.

winning.

SoggyLungs

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Originally Posted by bojangles1987

Every Olympic swimmer would take every girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband of everyone in this thread, bang them for 5 hours, and ruin them for all of you. Then move on and bang someone for another 5 hours.

90% of the sex that goes on between athletes at the Olympics involves swimmers and Usain Bolt in some way, guarantee it.

fixed that for you...

Tim Horton

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Originally Posted by bojangles1987

Every Olympic swimmer would take every girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband of everyone in this thread, bang them for 5 hours, and ruin them for all of you. Then move on and bang someone for another 5 hours.

90% of the sex that goes on between athletes at the Olympics involves swimmers and Kobe Bryant in some way, guarantee it.

brilliant.

chav

I just saw this posted on Facebook and I'm not sure how accurate it is, but as the Brits and Yanks have enjoy healthy competition for as long as I can remember, I thought I would share this rather interesting snippet

After a bit of thought about gold medals, it got me wondering, “So China and the USA have more golds, but they also have more people, I guess that makes us a more talented nation”.
So, I took pencil to paper, and judging my mathematics are correct, I have a couple of statistics: As it stands tonight, gold medals are as follows: China are 1st with 31, USA are 2nd with 29 and GBR are 3rd with 18.
The population of China is roughly 1,339,000,000. The population of the USA is roughly 314,000,000. And the population of the UK is around 60,000,000. Meaning, that for every person born in China, 1 in around 43 million of them will win a gold medal. In the USA, 1 in around 11 million will win a gold medal. And in the UK, 1 in around 3 million will win a gold medal.
Even better still, going by the figures so far, this makes Great Britain roughly 3.6 times more talented than the USA, and a whopping 14.3 times more talented than China. Now that makes me very proud to be British!

Sweet Pea 50

The average limey green toof is 3.6 times more talented then the average fat yank.

Sounds about right.....

D-MiZe

Stalker fights the Mongolian later on.

-Lowkey-

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Originally Posted by bojangles1987

Every Olympic swimmer would take every girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband of everyone in this thread, bang them for 5 hours, and ruin them for all of you. Then move on and bang someone for another 5 hours.

90% of the sex that goes on between athletes at the Olympics involves swimmers and Kobe Bryant in some way, guarantee it.

Bet there having the time of there lives.

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