THE eyes of the world will focus on Britain tonight — and they should “B” prepared for the greatest show ever seen.
The very Best of British will be on display as the 2012 Olympic Games finally kick off with a dazzling £27million opening ceremony viewed by billions across the globe.
National icons including James Bond, David Beckham and Beatle Sir Paul McCartney will all feature. They are expected to open the Games in Stratford, East London, with the Old Baked Bean — ****ney slang for the Queen.
I'm looking forward to this, plus with it being British theres a real possibility of massive **** ups and ensuing lols.