juan manuel marquez 100% facts - Page 3

chiguy91

marquez once taught a german shepherd to bark in spanish.

marquez once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

marquez's mustache alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

even marquez's enemies list him as their emergency contact number.

when it is raining, it is because marquez is thinking of something sad.

marquez's shirts never wrinkle.

if marquez were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

you can see marquez's charisma from space.

marquez's blood smells like cologne.

marquez doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.

marquez's reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

marquez's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

marquez's hands feel like rich brown suede.

marquez owns three sports cars and rents five.

marquez once taught a horse to read email for him.

marquez once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.

respected archaeologists fight over marquez's discarded apple cores.

marquez has inside jokes with complete strangers.

mosquitos refuse to bite marquez purely out of respect.

marquez's charm has been so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

marquez is the only man to ever ace a rorschach test.

if marquez patted you on the back, you would list it on your resume.

marquez doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

if marquez were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.

marquez has a website. it’s called the internet.

regardless of the temperature, you can never see marquez's breath.

there is no theory of evolution. just a list of creatures marquez allows to live.

when marquez pokes you on facebook, you can feel it.

marquez speaks fluent french, in russian.

Primera · 04:59 AM

Marquez once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him...blink. This is very unfortunate because Marquez did not appreciate the gesture. Marquez proceeded to uppercut the maker of the pills, he is no longer with us.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Marquez stories.

THE_FORKLIFT

Pacquiao asked marquez for boxing lessons hahaha

RIZO24

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Originally Posted by chiguy91

marquez once taught a german shepherd to bark in spanish.

marquez once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

marquez's mustache alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

even marquez's enemies list him as their emergency contact number.

when it is raining, it is because marquez is thinking of something sad.

marquez's shirts never wrinkle.

if marquez were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

you can see marquez's charisma from space.

marquez's blood smells like cologne.

marquez doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.

marquez's reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

marquez's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

marquez's hands feel like rich brown suede.

marquez owns three sports cars and rents five.

marquez once taught a horse to read email for him.

marquez once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.

respected archaeologists fight over marquez's discarded apple cores.

marquez has inside jokes with complete strangers.

mosquitos refuse to bite marquez purely out of respect.

marquez's charm has been so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

marquez is the only man to ever ace a rorschach test.

if marquez patted you on the back, you would list it on your resume.

marquez doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

if marquez were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.

marquez has a website. it’s called the internet.

regardless of the temperature, you can never see marquez's breath.

there is no theory of evolution. just a list of creatures marquez allows to live.

when marquez pokes you on facebook, you can feel it.

marquez speaks fluent french, in russian.

LMAO!!! Classic stuff right there...Marquez is the man!!!

bigsmoothh

si marquez te diria que te aprecia te estuviera mintiendo
marquez nunca pierde el simplemente deja que otros ganen
marquez no conose al miedo, pero el miedo conose a marquez
a marquez, mike tyson le tuvo miedo
marquez no se addicta a los ciggaros, los ciggaros de adictan a el
si marquez te mira, el ya sabe lo que estas pensando

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