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Old 06-05-2012, 03:27 PM
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What do they do - induct someone every two decades?
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:17 AM
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What do they do - induct someone every two decades?
Katsidis is next, in 2032.
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Old 06-07-2012, 04:02 PM
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You know when Ping Ping spars with Freddie "Muh muh muh muh" Roach, and Freddie wears that special padding and lets Manny hit him to the body?

Katsidis spars by letting opponents pound him in the face 10,000 times, just so he can perfectly recreate fight conditions.

That guy's defence is so bad even Ricky Hatton would laugh. His chin is so dog **** it's like a Mundine tribute act.
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Old 06-07-2012, 09:01 PM
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there is a such thing as australian boxers?

I thought they only had a tennis player.
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Old 06-12-2012, 02:28 PM
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Which ring has Paul Briggs been in the most?












A paedophile ring.


It's wrong but it's right, ain't it?
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Old 06-13-2012, 07:10 AM
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Which ring has Paul Briggs been in the most?












A paedophile ring.


It's wrong but it's right, ain't it?
I heard he was molested by Paul Hogan is his trailer on the set of Crocodile Dundee II.

Any truth to that?
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:08 PM
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"That ain't a knife... THIS is a knife."

"So that's why it feels so sharp when it goes in, Paul."
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:12 PM
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Old 06-21-2012, 04:10 PM
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What's the difference between Daniel Geale and a turd with a hat?









Daniel Geale doesn't wear hats.
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Old 06-21-2012, 04:10 PM
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I saw highlight footage of that guy's "world" title bout against some total bum who had lost 21 fights. This was guy was so ****ing **** even Rockin' would turn him down as an opponent. Yet while Geale won, this guy was outboxing him at times, and competing with him. Can you imagine any other "world titlist" middleweight in history having a competitive match up with a guy with 21 losses? You Aussies need to stick to hitting your flamin' Sheilas after a few tinnies in the arvo - fair dinkum, sport.
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