|06-13-2012, 05:53 PM||#1|
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Guys OMG please help me, Im having a breakdown. I just caught my girlfriend.
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, ***** u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
|06-13-2012, 05:54 PM||#2|
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that whore should know by now to never reveal her disgusting habits to her bf.
I hope you got a few backhands in as well
|06-13-2012, 06:19 PM||#4|
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|06-13-2012, 06:20 PM||#5|
lats of peace
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|06-13-2012, 08:44 PM||#7|
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|06-13-2012, 08:46 PM||#8|
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|06-13-2012, 09:01 PM||#10|
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i'm jealous of your composure.
the one time i found out my girl was actually pooping when she told me she was just peeing, i f ucked her poodle.
i'm not going to allow b1tches to get away with that sh1t.
both of em.
Last edited by Frogs!; 06-13-2012 at 09:04 PM.
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