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Old 07-24-2011, 02:52 PM
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Old 07-25-2011, 05:41 AM
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What's worse than Anthony Mundine's Rapping career?

His boxing carrer!!!!

Or is it the other way around? I forgets
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Old 06-02-2012, 01:51 PM
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Old 06-02-2012, 04:54 PM
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No jokes for now (other than Australian boxing, that's a good joke, right?) but just a thought...



... if Mundine was out on the canvas for 28 days against Sven Ottke, imagine how out of it he'd have been if he was fighting someone who could actually punch.
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Old 06-02-2012, 06:13 PM
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Damn...Anorak killed em in this thread...

The most well known name on Les Darcy's resume was strep throat.

Too soon?
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Old 06-03-2012, 08:40 AM
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I've reread through this thread, there's some chucklesome ones. I liked the Bin Laden gag on page one.
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Old 06-03-2012, 01:39 PM
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3 things I got from this thread.

Australian boxing is in bad shape, and after research, Billy Dib is their best boxer.

Annie, funny as ****.

Derrange is persistent.
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Old 06-03-2012, 02:52 PM
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An Kiwi, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, (simple things!) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Kiwi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and the Australian and then says: "In New Zealand we have so many fvcking South Africans and Aussies that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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An Kiwi, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, (simple things!) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Kiwi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and the Australian and then says: "In New Zealand we have so many fvcking South Africans and Aussies that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
That was awesome...I knew it would end one of two ways...naked with a sheep or shooting someone at the bar.
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