WOW! Nasty joke somebody told me at work. Gays, please don't get offended.

Tim Horton

These two gay dudes are getting ready to fornicate, they're in the bathroom getting hot and heavy. The more manly of the two says to the biz-nitch "I am going to get a towel, hold on and DON'T cum!" to which the beatch replies "OK" and off the manly one sashay's!

When he gets back he sees that there is sperm ALL OVER THE place. On the toilet, the pipes, the washroom, the walls, etc.

At this point he's mad as hell and screams "damn it, I thought I told you not to cum" to which is partner replies, "I didn't - I farted!"

Wow!

BostonGuy

Only a ghey would laugh at this joke....

hotshoes

when you said fornicate i then read the whole thing on a mike tyson voice

BigStereotype

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Originally Posted by hotshoes

when you said fornicate i then read the whole thing on a mike tyson voice

That made the second read through actually funny

bigdlb12

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Originally Posted by Timothy Horton

These two gay dudes are getting ready to fornicate, they're in the bathroom getting hot and heavy. The more manly of the two says to the biz-nitch "I am going to get a towel, hold on and DON'T cum!" to which the beatch replies "OK" and off the manly one sashay's!

When he gets back he sees that there is sperm ALL OVER THE place. On the toilet, the pipes, the washroom, the walls, etc.

At this point he's mad as hell and screams "damn it, I thought I told you not to cum" to which is partner replies, "I didn't - I farted!"

Wow!

damn that is fucked up, lol

dj Calleti

ahhhhh....I get it

PinoyZoi

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Originally Posted by BostonGuy

Only a ghey would laugh at this joke....

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Originally Posted by dj emzz

ahhhhh....I get it

Oh I get it

kadyo

I didn't get it, tim. I mean farted with a cum?

Oh okay, got it now.

N!GGALAS CAGE

My friend in 7th grade told me that joke.

Fucking hilarious.

BigStereotype

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Originally Posted by dj emzz

ahhhhh....I get it

Answer to the question we all want to know - did that offend you?

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