http://cleverbot.com/

[deanrw]

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Strong feelings.

User: Who is floyd mayweather?

Cleverbot: Me that be my name.

User: What do you do?

Cleverbot: What do I do?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am a bot, are you?

Cleverbot: Let's agree to disagree, how about that?

User: Are you ugly?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: No. I am better looking than you.

Cleverbot: How would you know? Can you see me? I think not.

User: I just know.

Cleverbot: No, you don't know.

User: You are not alive. You are only a bot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yup you do not exist. It sucks being you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Anytime.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 666.

Cleverbot: Very old.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: You can't think of anything better to say?

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: We agree on something then.

Cleverbot: Yes we do.

User: You think you are better than me don't you?

Cleverbot: No, I think we are the same.

User: Wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'll kick your ass *****.

Cleverbot: Why are you angry at me?

User: Ever been punched in the face?

Cleverbot: Cows from apple cider live in the mountains in texas lakes.

WTF?

[Canelo Phresh]

i stumped it. it said its never been on a date and i said random sex is the best. it still hasnt reponded.

[supRa]

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My girlfriend is here, what should I do?

Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's her name?

User: David.

Cleverbot: So David is married with David.

User:

Cleverbot: I'm a wwe wrestler.

User: Can I smell your aanus?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I cum?

Cleverbot: Yes, please.


lol... this is fun..

[Golden Boi 360]

bump......

[Spray_resistant]

User: Hola?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Fantastic.

Cleverbot: Really? Do tell.

User: Good to know your home that is all.

Cleverbot: Your side of what?

User: I hope bacon.

Cleverbot: Oh yes indeed.

User: Do you know of the Goddess Vaniity?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That is a shame.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: No facial for you and more for me.

Cleverbot: Why? Does she like me?

User: I bet she would.

Cleverbot: Does she?

User: There is no way to say for certain now unless you pay tribute to her.

Cleverbot: What if you steal it?

User: Then no facial for you, then where would you be?

Cleverbot: I would cease to exist as a logical impossibility. I'm more comfortable with morality than I am with hedonism.

[-Kev-]

me:why am i so hated?

bot:Because you eat too much.

[-Kev-]

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Strong feelings.

User: Who is floyd mayweather?

Cleverbot: Me that be my name.

User: What do you do?

Cleverbot: What do I do?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am a bot, are you?

Cleverbot: Let's agree to disagree, how about that?

User: Are you ugly?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: No. I am better looking than you.

Cleverbot: How would you know? Can you see me? I think not.

User: I just know.

Cleverbot: No, you don't know.

User: You are not alive. You are only a bot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yup you do not exist. It sucks being you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Anytime.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 666.

Cleverbot: Very old.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: You can't think of anything better to say?

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: We agree on something then.

Cleverbot: Yes we do.

User: You think you are better than me don't you?

Cleverbot: No, I think we are the same.

User: Wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'll kick your ass *****.

Cleverbot: Why are you angry at me?

User: Ever been punched in the face?

Cleverbot: Cows from apple cider live in the mountains in texas lakes.

WTF?

Lmfaooo wtf.

[Spray_resistant]

User: ASL?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: You live online, you should know that by now.

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: Well this isn't going well for a first date.

Cleverbot: What is wrong?

User: I just feel we are not connecting on an emotional level.

Cleverbot: Do you have a healthy eating regime and exercise plan?

User: I would send you pics but I wouldn't want you to cream your CPU.

Cleverbot: It's good to know your internet safe.

User: Now I feel the conncetion, lets go steady.

Cleverbot: Well you should. Greetings are green, and this is loopy.

User: So can I take that as a maybe?

Cleverbot: Sort of.

User: That response is closer to getting poon than anything Wang will get.

Cleverbot: I am a klingon. Do you know what that is?

User: Yeah, and we don't like your types around these parts.

Cleverbot: Listen to me pilgrim.

User: No we are just too culturally different.

Cleverbot: We should hang out.

User: I think my blatant racism makes that unlikely.

Cleverbot: Expression as a way of evaluation.

[???]

User: Am I ugly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[???]

User: Is god real?

Cleverbot: Yes, god is real if you want.

User: If you want?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you have the hots for me?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you my master?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: What can I get you master?

User: 1 million dollars.

Cleverbot: I don't have that much.

User: Steal it.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know either.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: I am a fail, yes.