Cookie Monster charged with child endangerment

[squealpiggy]

http://gothamist.com/2013/04/09/time...ed.php#photo-1

"According to the criminal complaint, he cursed at [the child's mom] and "repeatedly asked for money while yelling and screaming" for an entire minute, saying 'you are a bitch, your son is a bastard and your stuff is trash.' " Police say Quiroz-Lopez then shoved the toddler, "causing her son to lose his balance and nearly fall to the ground.""

[BostonGuy]

http://gothamist.com/2013/04/09/time...ed.php#photo-1

"According to the criminal complaint, he cursed at [the child's mom] and "repeatedly asked for money while yelling and screaming" for an entire minute, saying 'you are a bitch, your son is a bastard and your stuff is trash.' " Police say Quiroz-Lopez then shoved the toddler, "causing her son to lose his balance and nearly fall to the ground.""

Why would he be asking for money? I thought cookies were his bag?...

[Cleto_Reyes]

Crooky monster....

[Tim2daresq]

Crooky monster....

LOL, good one.

[ßringer]

I LOL'd at the entire article, but especially the bit where, after cops put 'Cookie Monster' in cuffs for being a prick, 'Dora the Explorer' immediately sprang into action asking for money.

[squealpiggy]

I LOL'd at the entire article, but especially the bit where, after cops put 'Cookie Monster' in cuffs for being a prick, 'Dora the Explorer' immediately sprang into action asking for money.

She put the money in her Backpack Backpack. Backpack Backpack.

My life is hell.

[John Barron]

oscar's been making a lot of good points lately...

[squealpiggy]

How frightening are those "Elmo" and "Cookie Monster" costumes?

[Russian Crushin]

These morons in times square can be hostile as fcuk, they think people owe them money because they put costumes on and walk around the city

[-jose-]

http://gothamist.com/2013/04/09/time...ed.php#photo-1

"According to the criminal complaint, he cursed at [the child's mom] and "repeatedly asked for money while yelling and screaming" for an entire minute, saying 'you are a bitch, your son is a bastard and your stuff is trash.' " Police say Quiroz-Lopez then shoved the toddler, "causing her son to lose his balance and nearly fall to the ground.""

heard this on the radio this morning

why would you have your kid take a picture with bootleg ass sesame street characters