you catch a prime mike tyson in bed with your girlfriend

[KingDosia]

Sock the ***** (not mike) in the jaw. She's the one who's doing wrong. He'd be doing what us dudes do.

[ghns1133]

ask him why he fought like a ***** against douglas.

[alza1988]

Do a Tyson and make him my girlfriend .Only joking lol

On Razor Ruddock

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

[F l i c k e r]

Break up with her.


I can't fight him. No reason to at that.

And really don't want to waste energy beating on her.

So I'd just leave her.

[El_Forklift]

damn took the answer i was gon give.....I'd b proud too that my girl would b hot enough for Mike lmao...just girlfriend tho...if it were my Wife...I'd shoot them both lol

Haha word...

[StarshipTrooper]

Hand Mike a five dollar bill and tell him to go get something decent.

Poet

[Dorian]

Call Overeem to uber-knee his teeth down his throat!

[Xercen]

I would make fun of his lisp then get the hell outta there all within 2 seconds

[ghns1133]

I would make fun of his lisp then get the hell outta there all within 2 seconds

lithp........

[B.U.R.N.E.R]

I put hands up like I'm gonna fight and rush him.

Then, start sucking his ****.

I almostv fell out my chair from laughing.