[LMAO!] Christian Logic 101: by lady fan

[Money_May_Mafia]

HEY ATHEISTS,

IF OXYGEN DOES NOT EXIST IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE, THEN HOW DOES THE SUN BURN?

CHRISTIANS: 1
ATHEISTS: 0

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HEY ATHEISTS,

GOD MADE MAGNETS ATTRACT OPPOSITE CHARGE, THAT'S WHY GAY PEOPLE ARE WRONG!

CHRISTIANS: 2
ATHEISTS: 0


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HEY ATHEISTS,

IF IT TOOK A MILLION YEARS FOR A MONKEY TO EVOLVE INTO A HUMAN I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE WRONG. BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS LIVING TODAY.

CHRISTIANS: 3
ATHEISTS: 0

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HEY ATHEISTS,

IF STEEL IS HARDER THAN ICE, THEN WHY DID THE TITANIC SINK?

CHRISTIANS:4
ATHEISTS: 0


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HEY ATHEISTS,

IF HOT AIR RISES AND COOL AIR SINKS, THEN WHY IS MT. EVEREST SO COLD?


CHRISTIANS:5
ATHEISTS: 0


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HEY ATHEISTS,

IF THERES NO GOD THEN WHY DOES IT SAY HES REAL IN THE BIBLE???


CHRISTIANS:6
ATHEISTS: 0

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HEY ATHEISTS,

IF GOD ADAM AND EVE WERE WHITE HOW COULD THERE EVER BE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE?... O WAIT WUT? NOT THIS ONE... HUEHUEHUEHUE!!!

[AKATheMack]

If a pollutant is heavier than air then how does it negatively affect the ozone layer thousands of feet above the earth? Wind. Thats the only thing I remember learning in 7th grade science.

[ƒallenloki]

I like this thread.

[BostonGuy]

Hey atheists, if you're wrong about there not being a god, how are you gonna cope with the..... EVERLASTING FLAMES OF HELL!?...

[COVID-19]

Thank god I'm an Atheist.

[AKATheMack]

Hey atheists, if you're wrong about there not being a god, how are you gonna cope with the..... EVERLASTING FLAMES OF HELL!?...

Have you been watching the weather channel? Id say I should be used to it when the time comes.

[Everywhere]

that picture is from this comic.

it is making fun of how BRs and Pinoys ruin free online games and use any hacks they can because they suck at the games without them.

[BostonGuy]

Have you been watching the weather channel? Id say I should be used to it when the time comes.

It's at least 500 degrees in hell, that's far cry from the 100 degree weather we've been having. That SPF 45 sunblock ain't gonna help you down there. Nice try though..

[Flabulous]

[Barry Halls]

Did she actually say these things?