Things To Never Say When Having Sex

[!! AI-Holmes!!]

1. Your Grandmother has bigger ****!
2. Oops, sorry, sometimes I pass a little gas when I get excited!
3. "Sorry about the name tag, but I'm terrible with names."
4. "Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed 10 days ago?"
5. Your (sister, mother, best friend) gets wetter than you.
6. Awwww crap, the condom ripped.... We didn't need it anyway... Ready?
7. "And to think I was really trying to pick up your girl friend!"
8. "Why don't we skip right to the cigarette part?"
9. Don't worry, everyone looks funny naked......."
10. On second thought maybe we should turn out the lights!"
11. Does your TV get ESPN?"
12. "Try not to make any noise, my mother is a light sleeper."
13. "I don't care if it is good for my complexion., the answer is NO!"
14."So how long before 'I'm almost there', will you be there?"
15. 'Oooops hold on a sec, my testosterone patch fell off!"
16. "Oh don't worry my Doberman is very friendly and always watches."
17. "my ex could do it a lot longer!"
18. "Wow, you are fantastic, you could do this for a living!"
19. "Gee, it's nice to be in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!"
20. "You know your sister likes it like this too!”

[phallus]

1. Your Grandmother has bigger ****!
2. Oops, sorry, sometimes I pass a little gas when I get excited!
3. "Sorry about the name tag, but I'm terrible with names."
4. "Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed 10 days ago?"
5. Your (sister, mother, best friend) gets wetter than you.
6. Awwww crap, the condom ripped.... We didn't need it anyway... Ready?
7. "And to think I was really trying to pick up your girl friend!"
8. "Why don't we skip right to the cigarette part?"
9. Don't worry, everyone looks funny naked......."
10. On second thought maybe we should turn out the lights!"
11. Does your TV get ESPN?"
12. "Try not to make any noise, my mother is a light sleeper."
13. "I don't care if it is good for my complexion., the answer is NO!"
14."So how long before 'I'm almost there', will you be there?"
15. 'Oooops hold on a sec, my testosterone patch fell off!"
16. "Oh don't worry my Doberman is very friendly and always watches."
17. "my ex could do it a lot longer!"
18. "Wow, you are fantastic, you could do this for a living!"
19. "Gee, it's nice to be in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!"
20. "You know your sister likes it like this too!”

good stuff hermano.... this reminds me of something my buddy used to do, he'd be banging his girf from behind and grab onto her hips and then say "mommy!" every time he poked into her

[Mr Gruber]

good stuff hermano.... this reminds me of something my buddy used to do, he'd be banging his girf from behind and grab onto her hips and then say "mommy!" every time he poked into her

he should have said "yea mami... asi"

[Dorian]

"my ex could last longer than this"

[phallus]

he should have said "yea mami... asi"

there's a girl i've done some stuff with that knows i have a crush on her sister. both gingers, but the sister is covered with beautiful freckles and the other one just has milk white skin... anyway, i wanna bang the milk white girl and say her sister's name just to see her hit the roof

[nelsoncm]

From the film "Liar Liar": I've had better.

[hamdan]

What about just flat out saying you have aids?

That beats 'em all.

[brutal ko]

1. Your Grandmother has bigger ****!
2. Oops, sorry, sometimes I pass a little gas when I get excited!
3. "Sorry about the name tag, but I'm terrible with names."
4. "Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed 10 days ago?"
5. Your (sister, mother, best friend) gets wetter than you.
6. Awwww crap, the condom ripped.... We didn't need it anyway... Ready?
7. "And to think I was really trying to pick up your girl friend!"
8. "Why don't we skip right to the cigarette part?"
9. Don't worry, everyone looks funny naked......."
10. On second thought maybe we should turn out the lights!"
11. Does your TV get ESPN?"
12. "Try not to make any noise, my mother is a light sleeper."
13. "I don't care if it is good for my complexion., the answer is NO!"
14."So how long before 'I'm almost there', will you be there?"
15. 'Oooops hold on a sec, my testosterone patch fell off!"
16. "Oh don't worry my Doberman is very friendly and always watches."
17. "my ex could do it a lot longer!"
18. "Wow, you are fantastic, you could do this for a living!"
19. "Gee, it's nice to be in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!"
20. "You know your sister likes it like this too!”

quiero joder que esa hembra mexicana en su firma y el avatar por favor me dice que que es quiero a joder masturba. hehehehe!! practicando apenas mi español. pero me dice que es ese tamal caliente

[brutal ko]

21. "please tell me how long was ur ex-boyfriends dick? did he ****ed u hard?"

[Dorian]

" oh yeah and then say a different girls name"

example

"Oh yeah Courtney!" and her name is Linda