Best man in July

[DURAN_IS_GOD]

Boys i'm best man for a friend of mine in July and frankly im starting to **** myself.

So far i've not written a jot of my speech.... anybody got any funny lines to use? Come on fellas i'm a desperate man in need of help

[DR.ORGYY]

good luck with that man........

[Sick/]

just take the piss out of him and embarrass him.


that's what usually happens

[Southpaw Stinger]

Tell him that you slept with his wife the week before.

[horge]

Tell him that you slept with his wife the week before.

Weak ****.
Tell everyone you slept with the groom.

[Uturn]

Lol i know the feeling i've read a couple of poems etc at weddings quite nerve racking but just stay calm about it. Rehearse some lines and bring up some funny things in the past etc that's all man

[Southpaw Stinger]

Weak ****.
Tell everyone you slept with the groom.

But you're mean't to make stuff up for the speech.

[Clyde Barrow]

Boys i'm best man for a friend of mine in July and frankly im starting to **** myself.

So far i've not written a jot of my speech.... anybody got any funny lines to use? Come on fellas i'm a desperate man in need of help

I've been in a similar situation. I shamelessly stole a line I had heard at another wedding previously. "Place your hand on hers my friend. Look into her eyes and cherish this moment. It's the last time you'll ever have the upper hand." It got a big reaction at the wedding I saw it at, and at the one where I ripped it off.