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Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a ****?
A: Nine months.
Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black.
Q: Why is the black power sign a clenched fist?
A: So they dont fall off the trees.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4
Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones.
Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A: Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.
Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.
Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
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Originally posted by .Boxeo. View PostQ: How long does it take for a black woman to take a ****?
A: Nine months.
Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black.
Q: Why is the black power sign a clenched fist?
A: So they dont fall off the trees.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4
Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones.
Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A: Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.
Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.
Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
enjoy
At least you covered all the races there.
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Originally posted by MANIAC310 View Postokay this one was funny ..........
400 hundred years!
of slavery and injustice and I still have to take disrespect like this.
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Originally posted by .Boxeo. View PostQ: How long does it take for a black woman to take a ****?
A: Nine months.
Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black.
Q: Why is the black power sign a clenched fist?
A: So they dont fall off the trees.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4
Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones.
Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A: Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.
Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.
Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
enjoy
Q: A Mexican and a black guy are riding in car, who's driving?
A: A cop!
Q:What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
A:White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Q:What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire?
A:A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Q:What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
A: Niggers.
Q:What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times?
A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Q:why were so many blacks killed in the Vietnam war??
A: because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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