Do you have some sort of reading material for when you take a dump?

[FiftyCal]

I bought a subscription to Newsweek for this purpose

[-The Glove-]

you guys dont look a pictures of hot chicks in magazines while taking a shit?

i cant be the only one

well its kind of hard to take a dump with an erection

[VaBoriKua2012]

I its kind of akward to take a **** and masturbate at the same time

[MonsieurGeorges]

Yes, it's Hegel

[GOAT86]

It's really the **** reading some **** while sitting on your ****.


Five star thread, green k, points given.

[Trigger unhappy]

I don't understand how people have time to read while taking a dump. Taking a dump is a battle that requires total concentration.

[deliveryman]

No. I'm a speed shitter. I always wait until the last possible moment when I can't hold it any longer then jet to the washroom. 3 minutes max and that includes wipage time.

I'm not one of those fuckers that sit on the toilet for 20 minutes contemplating if they really need to shit or not.

I also have a tendency to spit on the toilet paper and finger fuck my ass to ensure a squeaky clean anus.

[-Kev-]

I have many posts on boxingscene that I made while doing #2. Through my BlackBerry.

[Frogs!]

i can't poop without my tablet.

my wife thinks i should seek professional help.

[Burning Phoenix]

Of course.... reading a script while I take a dump most recently.