Drunk Lang

[Mike Tyson77]

I think that maybe I need a girlfriend.

Let's face it, girls help keep one out of trouble.

I've been getting drunk all day every day for the past week or so.

Ya, sitting around getting drunk all the time wont get you a girlfriend...I learned that the hard way or mabe the easy way cause I was drunk most of the time.


And if the girlfriend thing dont work out there's strippers and hookers

[Drunken Cat]

Ya, sitting around getting drunk all the time wont get you a girlfriend...I learned that the hard way or mabe the easy way cause I was drunk most of the time.


And if the girlfriend thing dont work out there's strippers and hookers

Yeah, well it's sort of a catch-22. To get a girlfriend, you have to sober up. But, to sober up you have to get a girlfriend.

However, I fully endorse hookers and strippers. Moreover, you don't have to sober up; to the contrary, it helps to have a few drinks before indulging.

[Drunken Cat]

My last girlfriend, I broke up with about 3 months ago.

She was Vietnamese; it was worthwhile for most of while it lasted, but I won't be going back.

I'm thinking it's about time for a new broad though.

[Mike Tyson77]

My last girlfriend, I broke up with about 3 months ago.

She was Vietnamese; it was worthwhile for most of while it lasted, but I won't be going back.

I'm thinking it's about time for a new broad though.

I see you live Japan right? What's it like over their?

[Drunken Cat]

I see you live Japan right? What's it like over their?

Lots of people. Good food. Bars open all night. Can by alcohol at any waking hour. Nice public transit systems. Lots of drinking.

[Miburo]

Trife life got me thinkin' like an animal.

[Miburo]

No rest, daily gotta rock my vest.

[Rossman]

Been such a night, I don't remember ever being soberr!

[THE REED]

Not tryin to fill my stomach with a ton of liquid so just slammed two double shots of chilled quervo.... Sippin water eatin black olives.

Delish.

[THE REED]

Nobody else drinkin?!