How NOT to convince a girl you are interested in her for more than sex.

[T.Horton]

No, it isn't going to happen.

And no, not John

jimmy the greek wants to hump you?

[VaBoriKua2012]

No, it isn't going to happen.

And no, not John

Y you gotta put our private convos all on the internet?

[Oxn]

Top 3 Chat-Up Lines:

1. Can you hold my drink while I go for a Shit?


2. Does this rag smell of Chloroform to you?



3. Let's not turn this rape in to a Murder.

Love the 3rd one HAHAHA

[immortal tech]

that line actually works sometimes

[Born2Live]

Only if he knew that *Boss Lady* pu22y look like a out of date pork sandwich.

[Oxn]

Its says (Work) on the top. Is he from your work place?

And how did you respond to him so fast?

both were posted at 2:09am?

[BEDROOM BULLY]

Lol you work with him?? Thats gonna be difficult

Tell me miss boss what did the guys who you have slept with have to do to get into your panties

[DeadLikeMe]

Are you dating 15 year olds? Or just run of the mill high school dropouts?

[SirTomJones]

written like a modern day shakespeare

[bojangles1987]

Attacking the self-esteem, classic. See how he was talking about "all these skanks" while saying he's only thinking about you?