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  • A poem I wrote for my wife

    Just leafing through my notes (draft in my email), then I found the poem I wrote for my wife (before we get married).

    This might be gay and uninteresting but I'll share it anyway to you guys.



    In the garden, over the table we drank our coffee
    Feb '05

    In the garden, over the table we drank our coffee. You said, "There
    were lots of men who went gaga over me. Some wore Armani suits and
    looked like gods in them, some looked like actors in movies I have
    watched,and others offered me gifts that cost a fortune." Then you
    continued as you reached for my rough hand from the other side of the
    table, "Some almost knelt before me, some wooed my entire family
    and others promised a lifetime security of love and money." Silently
    listening, I smiled then squeezed your soft and delicate hand. While
    looking at me you suddenly asked, "Why do I love you? My reply:
    Because no one drinks coffee like I do.

  • #2
    um dude, Boss Lady isnt your wife. yet.


    creep.

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    • #3
      i was going to come in here with a funny "you're gay" pic but i was horrified what G-A-Y brings up in a google search.

      your poem, as the brits say, is WANK!

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      • #4
        do you speak ANY english?

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        • #5
          totally kidding dude.

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          • #6
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

            And that's why you got banned for spamming Horton

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            • #7
              womp womp

              I see the tap dancing clown from Apollo in your future.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by KING MEAT View Post
                um dude, Boss Lady isnt your wife. yet.


                creep.
                I think I prefer your ass than BL's vag.

                Originally posted by Timothy Horton View Post
                i was going to come in here with a funny "you're gay" pic but i was horrified what G-A-Y brings up in a google search.

                your poem, as the brits say, is WANK!
                No surprise here. You're known anyway as the BS' biggest wanker.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by led View Post
                  I think I prefer your ass than BL's vag.

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                  • #10
                    don't you care enough about her to hand write her a love poem? da fuk? that is some un-romantic **** right there, son!

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