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Jessy vs Madonna. Who'd you p0rk like a rockstar? 
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Prime for prime, I'd go for Simpson.
She weighs around 300 pound these days, and Madonna looks like a brick layer. -
Prime for prime, easily Madonna
Madonna has this uniqueness, Simpson...well you can find alot of those.Comment
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Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
Lmfaoooo, Simpson past prime now? Wow, you gots very high standards, playa. And Madonna a brick layer.....
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tough to tell with the pictures, the Madona pic must be twenty years old.
Who knows how old the Jessica pic is.
Edit: I do like fact that we can do a close-up on the pics though.
Last edited by TBear; 02-07-2011, 03:03 AM.Comment
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I bet Jessy got wilder orgies than Madonna. :3some:
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Lurve dat stylee. I'd undress and b0ne her right on tha pavement.
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Jess all the way! Even after she put all them pounds on she's still a cutieComment
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Quote 'The Sun':
BAD luck gents, JESSICA SIMPSON won't be peeling off her clothes on the big screen after her father insisted she keep covered up.
The Dukes Of Hazard star was offered a potentially Oscar-winning role as a **** star - but protective father JOE SIMPSON has put his foot down.
He's even offered to buy his daughter an Oscar statuette to make up for her disappointment.
The former preacher said: "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a **** star.
"We were promised we would win an Oscar with that.
"I told them: 'Eh, we'll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on.'"
Don't worry though, the blonde bombshell isn't retreating from film roles wholesale.
Joe added: "Jessica has three more movies to shoot and she has a new record coming in September.
"If the right role came up, of course, we'd never turn that down."
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Former preacher my azz! Your daughter would lurve to work dat cukks. And you'd sell your daughter to tha devil, so don't lie ffs.
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Prime-Simpson. She was hot in her prime. A bit of a dumb-blonde though.Comment
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