Today I got set up with this girl. One of my workmates who I get on with and have a laugh with has got a daughter my age and shes been chatting bout her for a while now, like trying to hint would I be interested type ****. Anyway today they blatantly set it up so the daughter would be waiting when I finished work so she could give me a lift back. She’s a great girl, real funny and I got on her with her properly well...but shes a big girl! I aint saying shes fat but **** me I wouldn’t like her bouncing on top of me.
So now her moms probably gonna be trying to set something up for us but I’m gonna have to tell her in a nice way I aint interested. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t such a shallow ****er cause I actually got on with her about about a thousand times better than a lot of the girls I usually go for who turn out to bore the **** out of me.
Anyway, anyone else got any stories of being set up and it going horribly wrong or anything? I’m curious now...
P.S. If you happen be reading this and are the girl I am talking about, or her mother or friends or brother or distant ****ing relative in outer Mongolia that happened to hear about this ****, then....this story aint true. I’m lying! it never happened and if it did the girl aint that big, just erm... maybe chubby or something, but very pretty...erm...yeah
So now her moms probably gonna be trying to set something up for us but I’m gonna have to tell her in a nice way I aint interested. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t such a shallow ****er cause I actually got on with her about about a thousand times better than a lot of the girls I usually go for who turn out to bore the **** out of me.
Anyway, anyone else got any stories of being set up and it going horribly wrong or anything? I’m curious now...
P.S. If you happen be reading this and are the girl I am talking about, or her mother or friends or brother or distant ****ing relative in outer Mongolia that happened to hear about this ****, then....this story aint true. I’m lying! it never happened and if it did the girl aint that big, just erm... maybe chubby or something, but very pretty...erm...yeah
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