Man i was over this chicks house Friday bout to bang

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Damn!

She didn't give you a chance to **** the **** outta her!?

[Money_May]

Damn!

She didn't give you a chance to **** the **** outta her!?

[-Huey-]

[Jam Jars]

She took her draws off and layed them on the floor,she had to go turn on the AC so she walked out of the room.For some reason i looked at the underwear and noticed they had a **** stain in them....man i was in disbelief and had to pick them up for a closer look to confirm what i just saw.She came back in and i just told her i needed to go to the store and ended up going home.that **** should never happen

Check out 1:30 it's Larry and the girl in the club.



What the {****} is that?
It might be doo-doo.

[KING MEAT]

so you refuse to bang her cuz of that but wouldnt think twice about sticking your 'conda in another mans anus?

[BoZz]

It happened on friday and you're telling us just now?? Man **** like this needs to be told straight away ..next time don't wait

[Derranged]

More like you stole those panties and wore the crap-stained side of them on your face during the the bus ride home.

[RespekonMyName]

I once met a girl clubbing in town and was absolutely smashed so went back to her place...though not before she ordered kebab and chips from the takeaway.

Once there, we were messing about on her bed when she accidentally spilt chips and ketchup over her feet and jokingly asked me to 'lick it off' (triggers wet dream) The thought immediately repulsed me so I said I was going toilet and tip toed downstairs and out the door.

I tried to shut the door quietly so she wouldn't hear but it made a loud click. Just as I reached the gate she opened the window and asked me where I was going. I turned around and was speechless that I had been caught so I decided to sprint away.

She called me a c**t.

[MindBat]

The culprit.


She looks cute ...

[Jam Jars]

The culprit.


She looks cute ...