Do you have some sort of reading material for when you take a dump?

[Burning Phoenix]

I also have a tendency to spit on the toilet paper and finger fuck my ass to ensure a squeaky clean anus.

LMAO! The avi makes it even more hillarious!

[Trigger unhappy]

Me Grimlock shyt nuts and bolts.

[UglyPug]

Only if it's one of those crucial joints that takes like 3-5 times to finish - you know you're gonna be there at least a good 15 minutes. . Usually Im done in like 10-15 seconds, though. . .

[deliveryman]

Only if it's one of those crucial joints that takes like 3-5 times to finish - you know you're gonna be there at least a good 15 minutes. . Usually Im done in like 10-15 seconds, though. . .

10-15 seconds? Damn son, now that's talent.

[Frogs!]

Only if it's one of those crucial joints that takes like 3-5 times to finish - you know you're gonna be there at least a good 15 minutes. . Usually Im done in like 10-15 seconds, though. . .

10 secs?

either your rectal muscles are ones for guinness or you don't sit on the toilet unless your **** is halfway out of your ass.

[deliveryman]

10 secs?

either your rectal muscles are ones for guinness or you don't sit on the toilet unless your **** is halfway out of your ass.

[The Missing Lin]

10 secs?

either your rectal muscles are ones for guinness or you don't sit on the toilet unless your **** is halfway out of your ass.

[Bombs]

I take my iPhone with me to toilet. I usually read forums and stuff stay up to date in da toilet!! When I take a bath I put on the ESPN Radio app.

[UglyPug]

10 secs?

either your rectal muscles are ones for guinness or you don't sit on the toilet unless your **** is halfway out of your ass.

haha. . ok, 30 seconds to a minute. . i eat a lot of fiber, so my poop is soft and comes out in one log, pretty quick. .

[Derranged]

No. I do not read on the toilet.