I'll ask again. Has anyone here used an alternative to their usual wank material?

[Jambo boy]

Eastenders omnibus

Dot Cotton.

[Willy Wanker]

Ever stuck a marker pen in your ass and taken it out and realised the lid was still up there?

I haven't...

me neither.

the lid was always on the marker when i pulled it out.

but i prefer crayons. they're thinner and my ass is really sensitive.

plus, i like all the different colors. feels like an interracial orgy in my butthole.

[Clegg]

Yeah, have used asstr and literotica on and off for the last 8/9 years or so.

[Boxin']

Tranny **** makes my **** twice as hard as regular ****.

[DET. IRONSIDE]

Dot Cotton.

doing lesbo with Pam St Clement

[Spray_resistant]

Tranny **** makes my **** twice as hard as regular ****.

You and me both.

[S.G.]

My most experimental wank of recent was to the sound of some "erotic hypnosis" MP3 file. It's meant to make you jizz with no hands, but it failed to live up to that promise for me. Was still alright though. 7/10 on the wank-o-meter.

i picture her having outbursts in bed. she would be perfect for small penis humiliation sex.

I love small penis humiliation sex.

I wish any other kind of sex was an option for me.

[Willy Wanker]

i sometimes wank while i place my vibrating cell phone on my balls.

i could just use a vibrator, but that would just be gay.

[DondiNeverLeft]

Talkin' 'bout exotic stories.

The powers that be deleted my previous thread for bypassing the swear filter. I apologize for putting that disgusting word in the title.

Anywayssss. Long story short, I jerked off to an exotic lesbian story last night. No pictures. No videos. Just words.

My mind and cock were stimulated.

Anyone else try this?

National Geographic.

[GeorgiaRED]

i sometimes wank while i place my vibrating cell phone on my balls.

i could just use a vibrator, but that would just be gay.

LMAO That's some funny ****.